Hi :3 I'm a 14 year old girl from Germany, on my blog I'll post random stuff that I love, like :

animes (shingeki no kyojin, noragami, SAO, free!, kuroshitsuji, mirai nikki and more ... )

mangas

music ( All Time Low, Lana Del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds ... )

books ( The Hungergames, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, Fallen, ......... )

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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moonjira:

hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like

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(Quelle: robotrebelranch)

claphne:

child

why u scream

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Quelle: peterthestarcatcher)

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

(Quelle: nerdjpg)

alexiscarter26:

makochantachibanana:

princesspruprupoo:

aobasluttygaki:

childofcolour:

makochantachibanana:

childofcolour:

aobasluttygaki:

yourweeaboobs:

aobasluttygaki:

kitty-rinrin:

aobasluttygaki:

makochantachibanana:

jesuschristisonvacation:

makochantachibanana:

Makto wins

Ah-. We not going to question the fact Nagisa has two ‘water guns’?

a penguin’s gotta go bigbut look at sosuke’s tho

Sousuke is bigger than Makoto actually. 

Why isn’t anybody talking about Rei’s. Poor guy.

Is it that much of a surprise? He’s got nothing.

i’m sorry to point this out but all dicks are tiny when not erect
like really really tiny

I’ve dealt with my fair share of dicks, honey. Even in Speedos there is ALWAYS a bulge because of the balls, and everything of Rei’s is extra small. 
Compare to irl bruh in speedo


Yeah but bazooka Sousuke makes me wanna laugh like wtf

you mean “Barazooka Yamazaki”

And then there’s Tachiboner Makoto watch out for those two

It is fair to say though, that Sousuke is significantly larger. And thickness, lets not even go there. 



Nagisa has two because secretly he’s an alien. Two D bro…

this post omfg


HAHAHAHA

alexiscarter26:

makochantachibanana:

princesspruprupoo:

aobasluttygaki:

childofcolour:

makochantachibanana:

childofcolour:

aobasluttygaki:

yourweeaboobs:

aobasluttygaki:

kitty-rinrin:

aobasluttygaki:

makochantachibanana:

jesuschristisonvacation:

makochantachibanana:

Makto wins

Ah-. We not going to question the fact Nagisa has two ‘water guns’?

a penguin’s gotta go big
but look at sosuke’s tho

Sousuke is bigger than Makoto actually. 

Why isn’t anybody talking about Rei’s.
Poor guy.

Is it that much of a surprise? He’s got nothing.

i’m sorry to point this out but all dicks are tiny when not erect

like really really tiny

I’ve dealt with my fair share of dicks, honey. Even in Speedos there is ALWAYS a bulge because of the balls, and everything of Rei’s is extra small. 

Compare to irl bruh in speedo

Yeah but bazooka Sousuke makes me wanna laugh like wtf

you mean “Barazooka Yamazaki”

And then there’s Tachiboner Makoto watch out for those two

It is fair to say though, that Sousuke is significantly larger. And thickness, lets not even go there. 


Nagisa has two because secretly he’s an alien. Two D bro…

this post omfg

HAHAHAHA

Inbox Me An Anime.

Naruto: Have you ever been betrayed by someone you thought of as family?
Dragonball Z: If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Mirai Nikki: Kill your only love or be killed by your only love. Pick one
Stein's Gate: If you ever had the chance to speak to a past version of yourself, what would you tell them?
Death Note: If you can kill someone without anyone knowing it was you, would you do it?
Code Geass: In order to change the world would you work within or against the system?
Pokemon: If you can have a real life pokemon, who would it be?
Sword Art Online: You are playing a game where you have one life. If you die in that game you die irl. Only way out is to beat the game. Do you actually try to beat the game? Or just quietly live in your simulated reality safe, but unable to return to reality?
Dangan Ronpa: You are drafted to attend a prestigious school for an outstanding talent of yours, what talent would that be?
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Do you think a world where everyone completely understands each other necessarily means a better world?
Bakemonogatari: Would you (and only you) live a life of immortality?
Full Metal Alchemist: Greed, Envy, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth: Pick the 3 you feel pertain to you most.
Shingeki no Kyojin: Would you knowingly be part of a secret society where you enjoy a lavish life at the expense of the vast majority of the rest of the world?
Bleach: Would you ever bleach your hair?
Psycho-Pass: Is there such thing as absolute "good"? Provide an example if you believe so. Either way, explain your choice.
Eden of the East: You are granted a large sum of money. What do you spend it on?
Another: You are alive but everyone around you pretends you don't exist. Since you can't have any people in your life, what do you turn to to fill that void of loneliness?
Kill La Kill: What are some of your favorite places to shop for clothes?
Sakurasou no Pet Na Kanojo: Have you ever envied someone so close to you that it put a strain on your relationship with them?
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt: Is losing your virginity a significant thing to you?
Gurren Lagann: Who is someone you always can believe in?
Aku No Hana: Was there anyone in your life that helped you come to learn/understand/accept something about yourself that you never would have without them?
Samurai Champloo: Is there anyone from your past that you haven't seen or heard from in years but you still think about from time to time (Where are they? How are they doing now? Do they still think about me? etc.)
Kyoukai no Kanata: Glasses or contacts?
Deadman Wonderland: You are wrongly sentenced to the death penalty. You are allowed to speak to one person. Who is that person?
Elfen Lied: What is something you want wiped from your memory?
Inuyasha: What era of time would you like to visit?
Yu-Gi-Oh: Do you prefer games of skill or games of chance?
FLCL: Do you play an instrument? If not, what instrument are you interested in playing?
One Piece: Do you have any big dreams?
Free!: Can you Swim?

Im Kindergarten wollten sie alle Prinzessinen werden und jetzt sind sie alle Schlampen.

Nicht alle Wunden sind sichtbar. Die auf unserer Seele bluten ewig.

- (via easily-cxnfused)

(Quelle: lu-na-ti-cs)